21,000 Sats, Zero Ball Control
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Recap
Upsets by the Elo each side was seeded with- Semifinal 22 Elo below Closest match 979 Elo Industrie_KPI 2 1001 Elo El Presidento Ben 1
Participants, seeds
Seeded by Elo at sign-up close-
Seed #1
AncapCrab
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Seed #2
El Presidento Ben
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Seed #3
Lux
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Seed #4
MissMarple
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Seed #5
npub1hp5d285…
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Seed #6
Industrie_KPI
Prize pool
23,310 Sats 1 of 23,310 sats still to be won; +2,310 sats on top from zaps and top-ups- Place 1, 50 % 11,655 Sats
- Place 2, 30 % 6,993 Sats
- Place 3, 20 % 4,662 Sats
- El Presidento Ben passed 8,741 sats on to the next pot.
Results
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Industrie_KPI
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2
AncapCrab
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3
El Presidento Ben
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EINUNDZWANZIG
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AncapCrab
2,100 sats
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El Presidento Ben
210 sats
Kept in the league wallet for this tournament alone. · closed at the admin check, Sun, Oct 4, 8:18 PM
Tied places share their percentages. When the tournament has ended and an admin has checked it, each share goes to the player’s own Lightning address from their Nostr profile. No address yet? The share waits until they add one.
Payouts
| Place | Player | Amount | Status |
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| 1. | Industrie_KPI14,568 sats | 14,568 sats | Paid 2157 · 3ec6bb655834d2fc… |
| 2. | El Presidento Ben8,741 satsPlace 3 in the bracket, moved up: AncapCrab did not play and win nothing. | 8,741 sats | Passed on to the next pot El Presidento Ben passed the prize on: it goes into the next pot. |
Zap the players
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UWE
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El Presidento Ben
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Scan with a Lightning wallet: a plain payment to El Presidento Ben, without a zap receipt on Nostr.
How it works
- 1 Sign upConfirm with your Nostr key. You can pull out until sign-up closes.
- 2 The drawWhen sign-up closes, players are seeded by Elo, equal Elo by earlier sign-up. The hash of the next Bitcoin block seeds the bracket.
- 3 PlayReport your series; the other side confirms it. Winners move on until the last match decides.
The facts
- Format
- Single Elimination
- Starts
- Sun, 4 Oct 2026, 6:00 PM CEST · Open end, expected around 20:08
- Where
- Online
- Results
- Players report results
- Rated
- no: published before Block 0, so every match is casual
- Seeding
- by Elo at sign-up close
- Season chain
- separate: tournament matches never mine season blocks
Big whiffs. Empty boost tanks. Questionable rotations. Welcome to the Rocket League tournament where the ball control is imaginary, but the sats are real. 💰 Prize pool: 21,000 satoshis shared among the top 3 finishers. ⚽ Skill required: Debatable. 🧂 Salt levels: Guaranteed. Bring your best shots, your worst excuses, and remember: every own goal is just a calculated donation. Top 3 get sats. Everyone else gets “What a save!”
Questions
How does Single Elimination work?
Lose once and you are out. Winners move on until two are left for the final. Good for: Little time, many players, or a show final on stream.
What if someone does not show up?
Results come from the players: one side reports, the other confirms. If they disagree, an admin decides.
How are seeds set?
By Elo at sign-up close, equal Elo by earlier sign-up.
How is the prize pool paid out?
When the tournament has ended, an admin checks it and closes the pool. The pool is split by place as shown; tied places share their percentages and a team’s share is split equally among its roster. Each player’s share goes to the Lightning address in their Nostr profile, and the league publishes every payment on Nostr with its proof.
For the nerds: the proof on Nostr
The league signs the tournament as a calendar event and, when it has a solo pool, the draw. Anyone can re-check them with these ids.